stupid quotes from people
Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:15 pm
#48693- AlphaI like Pink
Thought we had one of these, no search find.
Went to pick up tux for my sisters wedding this weekend. Lady heard me struggling and asked if it all fit. Told her I couldn't get my foot in the size 11 shoe. Said she'd get the 11.5, opened door and we traded. She said "Its probably too tight because others have worn it in"
Only thing I could respond was 'what'
Went to pick up tux for my sisters wedding this weekend. Lady heard me struggling and asked if it all fit. Told her I couldn't get my foot in the size 11 shoe. Said she'd get the 11.5, opened door and we traded. She said "Its probably too tight because others have worn it in"
Only thing I could respond was 'what'
Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:33 pm
#48694Tue Sep 17, 2013 5:40 pm
#48695- Mick281Member
- Location : TX
How does that work? Lol.
Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:08 pm
#48697- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Wearing in shoes makes them smaller. Lmao.
Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:52 pm
#61756- AlphaI like Pink
Ticket says Please call before coming out.
I call, no answer, goes to voicemail. I hang up.
Go to house and knock.
Old stupid lady answers door and says "Are you Joey, it was on my caller ID"
~Yes mam
Stupid: How come you didn't call before showing up?
Smartass aggravation already kicking in...
~ I did, that's how you knew my name.
Stupid: You were supposed to call before coming over.
~Was it not on your caller ID?
Stupid: Yea but how would I know you were on way
~ You should have answered. Want me to call right now?
Stupid: --makes stupid confused face-- No just come in.
I call, no answer, goes to voicemail. I hang up.
Go to house and knock.
Old stupid lady answers door and says "Are you Joey, it was on my caller ID"
~Yes mam
Stupid: How come you didn't call before showing up?
Smartass aggravation already kicking in...
~ I did, that's how you knew my name.
Stupid: You were supposed to call before coming over.
~Was it not on your caller ID?
Stupid: Yea but how would I know you were on way
~ You should have answered. Want me to call right now?
Stupid: --makes stupid confused face-- No just come in.
Thu Jun 26, 2014 4:07 pm
#61767- OtisSupreme Overlord
- Location : Texas
Alpha wrote:Ticket says Please call before coming out.
I call, no answer, goes to voicemail. I hang up.
Go to house and knock.
Old stupid lady answers door and says "Are you Joey, it was on my caller ID"
~Yes mam
Stupid: How come you didn't call before showing up?
Smartass aggravation already kicking in...
~ I did, that's how you knew my name.
Stupid: You were supposed to call before coming over.
~Was it not on your caller ID?
Stupid: Yea but how would I know you were on way
~ You should have answered. Want me to call right now?
Stupid: --makes stupid confused face-- No just come in.
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Thu Jun 26, 2014 4:19 pm
#61769- sharpPUSB
- Location : City of Dreams, England
Sharp: Hello, sharp speaking, how can I help
Call: my password doesnt work
sharp: whats the problem?
Call: you've put in a letter my keyboard doesnt have
sharp: that doesnt sound right, what does it look like?
Call: like an S with a line through it
sharp: that sounds like a dollar sign
Call: I dont care what you call it, I dont have one
sharp: its shift and 4
Call: silence
Hang up
Call: my password doesnt work
sharp: whats the problem?
Call: you've put in a letter my keyboard doesnt have
sharp: that doesnt sound right, what does it look like?
Call: like an S with a line through it
sharp: that sounds like a dollar sign
Call: I dont care what you call it, I dont have one
sharp: its shift and 4
Call: silence
Hang up
Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:00 am
#61782- Steelray25Member
Mine happened about 5 years ago.
Got a buck deer hunting. Not a wall hanger, but good size. I'm almost at the trail head coming back dragging it out and I run into a father and son on their way in. They must have gone back for lunch and were heading back in for the afternoon. They stopped and the Dad made some small talk with me. Nice weather, not too cold. His son's first hunt. They didn't see anything in the morning. Yada yada.
Then he asks me, "See anything today?"
I have blood all over my pants. I have blood stains on my hands. I even have a little dried blood on my face from when I scratched my nose. I'm dragging a 200 lb. buck behind me.
"Nope. Just taking my dog for a walk."
Got a buck deer hunting. Not a wall hanger, but good size. I'm almost at the trail head coming back dragging it out and I run into a father and son on their way in. They must have gone back for lunch and were heading back in for the afternoon. They stopped and the Dad made some small talk with me. Nice weather, not too cold. His son's first hunt. They didn't see anything in the morning. Yada yada.
Then he asks me, "See anything today?"
I have blood all over my pants. I have blood stains on my hands. I even have a little dried blood on my face from when I scratched my nose. I'm dragging a 200 lb. buck behind me.
"Nope. Just taking my dog for a walk."
Fri Jun 27, 2014 8:28 am
#61785- AlphaI like Pink
Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:22 am
#61906- AlphaI like Pink
Setting up router
What do you want your password?
Husband says lemme go ask the wife. Runs downstairs.
~Cool Disks . With zero as o's d i c k s.
I think about what he said and said disks?
~Yea d i c k s
You want your password Cool dicks?
~what?! no disks, d i c k s.
So I wrote it down and showed him.
~ s k s
I wasn't telling your wife the password was cool dicks.
~ me neither
What do you want your password?
Husband says lemme go ask the wife. Runs downstairs.
~Cool Disks . With zero as o's d i c k s.
I think about what he said and said disks?
~Yea d i c k s
You want your password Cool dicks?
~what?! no disks, d i c k s.
So I wrote it down and showed him.
~ s k s
I wasn't telling your wife the password was cool dicks.
~ me neither
Sat Jul 05, 2014 6:16 pm
#62040Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:32 pm
#62286- AlphaI like Pink
Not really a quote, just a conversation I had with Subway worker that people were listening to.
1st off, I'm observant all over life on what's going on in surroundings. There is construction outside and 5 workers just walked out with lunch. I order food, get to register and pay with a $20. She starts pulling money out and it's wilted, she mumbles it feels wet. So I said, louder than intended, that's sweat from one of their butts. She looks at me and guy behind in line starts laughing, people at table turn around. She ask are you serious, so I said yea run it through the toaster if you have to but get me another $10.
She puts on side and gives other change.
That bill will sit there like the cheese on Diary of Wimpy Kid.
1st off, I'm observant all over life on what's going on in surroundings. There is construction outside and 5 workers just walked out with lunch. I order food, get to register and pay with a $20. She starts pulling money out and it's wilted, she mumbles it feels wet. So I said, louder than intended, that's sweat from one of their butts. She looks at me and guy behind in line starts laughing, people at table turn around. She ask are you serious, so I said yea run it through the toaster if you have to but get me another $10.
She puts on side and gives other change.
That bill will sit there like the cheese on Diary of Wimpy Kid.
Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:54 pm
#62288Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:52 pm
#62308- BlindSquirrelMember
- Location : Left Coast
^^ Feel even better about using my debt card 99% of the time.
Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:24 pm
#62756- AlphaI like Pink
Stupid quote
** Knock at door**
Guy: "I'll be right back"
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Working at on a guys router, knock at door, he gets up to check it and never comes back. I get up and go see where he went and he's getting hauled off lol. WTF. I waved bye to him and left too.
** Knock at door**
Guy: "I'll be right back"
($5 it post sideways)
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Working at on a guys router, knock at door, he gets up to check it and never comes back. I get up and go see where he went and he's getting hauled off lol. WTF. I waved bye to him and left too.
Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:59 am
#62769- Mick281Member
- Location : TX
Must of had warrants.
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