The man code
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:14 pm
#9052- OrrophinMember
- Location : UK
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"
Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"
Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:16 am
#9061- AlphaI like Pink
haha, you can pick those dudes out across the gym.
Another one that should be known; if you're spotting your buddy doing bench press, its only ok to hover above him with nuts hanging before he lifts the bar. After that, he's holding 100+ pounds of iron directly over his neck, the nuts aren't funny anymore and being punched in the face is instantly forgiven. Then you better not apologize, you both know what happened and no sorry shall be uttered.
Another one that should be known; if you're spotting your buddy doing bench press, its only ok to hover above him with nuts hanging before he lifts the bar. After that, he's holding 100+ pounds of iron directly over his neck, the nuts aren't funny anymore and being punched in the face is instantly forgiven. Then you better not apologize, you both know what happened and no sorry shall be uttered.
Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:22 am
#9062- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Notification of a hot woman entering the room need happen within 10 seconds of appearance
Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:07 am
#9087- GuestGuest
Chisa wrote:Notification of a hot woman entering the room need happen within 2 seconds of appearance
Corrected for ya
Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:11 am
#9089- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Fried_EggZ wrote:Chisa wrote:Notification of a hot woman entering the room need happen within 2 seconds of appearance
Corrected for ya
I give a little more time to be subtle...2 seconds, you'll have someone screaming to their friend across the room " yo dog, what a f**king rack on her!!!"
we just can't have that, we can be civilized about these things
Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:35 am
#9095- RyanMember
- Location : North west UK
Under no circumstances should you ask if something looks good on or suits you, you are man, man not worried about such things
Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:06 pm
#9101- AlphaI like Pink
You are allowed to tell your bent over women that your dck makes her butt look small.
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