so the guy who broke into my shed thinks hes a comedian.
Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:53 pm
#61572- OtisSupreme Overlord
- Location : Texas
I get home from work this morning and i notice that my storage shed has some damage to the wood around the door lock. i checked the knob and it was still locked so i figured he must have given up. i unlocked the door to make sure and i take a look in the dark 6x6 storage room and take note of everything that is supposed to be there. dryer? check. tools? check. bicycle? check. except i do a double take and look at the bike again. its the wrong color and looks nothing like my bike. i flip the lights on and mother f*cker had broken in, stolen my $600 specialized bike, put his piece of shit bike in its place and locked the door on his way out.
my first thought was to pick the bike up and smash it. but then i thought about what my neighbors would think when they saw me in my driveway smashing a bike into the ground.
that cocksucker is probably having a good laugh right now. although, i know something he doesnt. i am 90% sure that it was one of the lawn guys who cuts my grass. they are the only people who have seen me come home on my bike and lock it in my storage shed. the thief knew exactly where to look for a new bike. and i dont think he pawned it because he left his bike in its place. the coward is still riding it around. my grandmother knows the lawn service owner and he lives a block away from me. so my plan is to go ask him if any of his workers have showed up with a new bike. hopefully that will bear fruit and ill be able to confront him, get my bike back, beat him to a pulp, and leave him for dead.
my first thought was to pick the bike up and smash it. but then i thought about what my neighbors would think when they saw me in my driveway smashing a bike into the ground.
that cocksucker is probably having a good laugh right now. although, i know something he doesnt. i am 90% sure that it was one of the lawn guys who cuts my grass. they are the only people who have seen me come home on my bike and lock it in my storage shed. the thief knew exactly where to look for a new bike. and i dont think he pawned it because he left his bike in its place. the coward is still riding it around. my grandmother knows the lawn service owner and he lives a block away from me. so my plan is to go ask him if any of his workers have showed up with a new bike. hopefully that will bear fruit and ill be able to confront him, get my bike back, beat him to a pulp, and leave him for dead.
Fri Jun 20, 2014 6:26 pm
#61574- AlphaI like Pink
That shit is low. Not only disrespect enough to steal but to make a joke of it. That's a 'take matters into own hands and leave the law out' issue.
Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:37 am
#61681- Mick281Member
- Location : TX
That sucks bro. Hope you get your bike back and beat the shit out of the person that did it. Can't stand thieves.
Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:52 pm
#61685- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
Your bike sucks, I'll return it when Im done with it.
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