How to make a dinner with your wife's family feel incredibly awkward
Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:22 am
#57103- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
By Chisa
Step 1: Start a discussion about how you don't believe in marriage and how, for most men, it's equivalent to putting all your money in a garbage can, and lighting it on fire
Step 2: Look at your brother in law who just got done saying "but you're married" and respond "I'm not most men"
Step 3: Wink at wife
Step 4: pour another glass of bourbon to deal with the discomfort of everyone at the table
Step 1: Start a discussion about how you don't believe in marriage and how, for most men, it's equivalent to putting all your money in a garbage can, and lighting it on fire
Step 2: Look at your brother in law who just got done saying "but you're married" and respond "I'm not most men"
Step 3: Wink at wife
Step 4: pour another glass of bourbon to deal with the discomfort of everyone at the table
Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:28 am
#57105- AlphaI like Pink
1st off. Fk this site. Had 3 step answer typed out and the page just refreshed and erased it
Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:30 am
#57106- AlphaI like Pink
2nd.
WIN!
People get so bent out of shape when you challenge marriage. So what you're super happy and in puppy love STFU 10 month'r. You have nothing to add about years of marriage.
Answer that always gets fun reactions: Many have asked why don't I or when will I get married, so I respond Why would I legally be assigned to 1 when I can have multiple?
WIN!
People get so bent out of shape when you challenge marriage. So what you're super happy and in puppy love STFU 10 month'r. You have nothing to add about years of marriage.
Answer that always gets fun reactions: Many have asked why don't I or when will I get married, so I respond Why would I legally be assigned to 1 when I can have multiple?
Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:35 am
#57108- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Alpha wrote:2nd.
WIN!
People get so bent out of shape when you challenge marriage. So what you're super happy and in puppy love STFU 10 month'r. You have nothing to add about years of marriage.
Answer that always gets fun reactions: Many have asked why don't I or when will I get married, so I respond Why would I legally be assigned to 1 when I can have multiple?
women view marriage as a protection mechanism, but these days, with so many couples both having jobs, it's kinda silly to put men on the hook for alimony (child support is obviously different, but that system is f**ked too)
I said to everyone at the table, "we got married for the old people (our grandparents)". They looked at me with their mouths open, and my wife just sat next to me agreeing the whole time.
I met my wife 25 years ago, we've been at least dating for 22 of those years, I don't need the government, a piece of paper, or society to tell me we're legit.
Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:13 pm
#57112- AlphaI like Pink
I trust them minimally. And the few that get some trust won't get it all. WAYYYY to easy to keep a side fling and never have it cross into life problems. Men and women are completely ok with keeping a random fun fk on the back burner.
To not have that you've got to really know each other. I'm not up for being that open lol. Not hiding anything, but I won't be interrogated and have stuff dug in either. Hard to find that 1 person who is like your female counterpart. You both have same views and get along so perfect.
To not have that you've got to really know each other. I'm not up for being that open lol. Not hiding anything, but I won't be interrogated and have stuff dug in either. Hard to find that 1 person who is like your female counterpart. You both have same views and get along so perfect.
Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:16 pm
#57114- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
if I didn't find my wife, I wouldn't even consider getting married
relationships, flings, one night stands, sure, but I have a similarly hard time with trust
people are f**king nuts, no way can I trust the majority
relationships, flings, one night stands, sure, but I have a similarly hard time with trust
people are f**king nuts, no way can I trust the majority
Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:19 pm
#57115- AlphaI like Pink
People are very sane.
I hooked up a house a couple months ago that was lost to the bank. It was lost because the guy was filming his woman getting f'd by their huskey. Then put it online, some neighbors saw it and turned them in.
People is normal.
I hooked up a house a couple months ago that was lost to the bank. It was lost because the guy was filming his woman getting f'd by their huskey. Then put it online, some neighbors saw it and turned them in.
People is normal.
Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:20 pm
#57116- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
f**king white people
Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:35 pm
#57117- AlphaI like Pink
You knew it was white because of husky or lost to a bank and not a driveby
Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:10 pm
#57120- goh13Member
Step 1: Give your opinion on how you think the Hijap is not important to your wives.
Step 2: Gather all the death threats that were sent your way and start your own printing company.
Step 3: Prophet.
EDIT: I sing on the cake.
Step 2: Gather all the death threats that were sent your way and start your own printing company.
Step 3: Prophet.
EDIT: I sing on the cake.
Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:24 pm
#57126- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
leave your phone unlocked with porn ap open...
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