Christmas Noobs
Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:49 pm
#55577- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
They must have also given a free 897239645283473 Terabits of connection to all of them.
Got in a TDM lobby, all level 3 or lower on the other team. Nothing unlocked, nothing opened. Lose the game 73-75. I went negative....that was super awesome.
Actually, that was the tale of the morning. Get wrecked get wrecked get wrecked.
Oh, you have a .07 kd? Sheeeittee. You da king nigga.
Never won a game yet, well, let's get you in with KazMoney so that you can get your Noobmas stats through the sky.
Can't control my character. People see me 2 seconds before I see them.
Again, remember a time when your stats would skyrocket because of Christmas noons? Nope, Operation Tank Stats happens these days.
Got in a TDM lobby, all level 3 or lower on the other team. Nothing unlocked, nothing opened. Lose the game 73-75. I went negative....that was super awesome.
Actually, that was the tale of the morning. Get wrecked get wrecked get wrecked.
Oh, you have a .07 kd? Sheeeittee. You da king nigga.
Never won a game yet, well, let's get you in with KazMoney so that you can get your Noobmas stats through the sky.
Can't control my character. People see me 2 seconds before I see them.
Again, remember a time when your stats would skyrocket because of Christmas noons? Nope, Operation Tank Stats happens these days.
Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:20 pm
#55579- Steelray25Member
I abused them (mostly) all night last night.
Had some bad connection games and the spawn system is still terrible. But other than that, it put the laughter in slaughter.
Had some bad connection games and the spawn system is still terrible. But other than that, it put the laughter in slaughter.
Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:33 pm
#55581- Mick281Member
- Location : TX
Play FFA. I usually wreck shit until a few better players join.
Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:38 am
#55593- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
Paired up with Godz and just wrecked faces. Just needed him to pull me from Japanese lobbies. Went back and looked at recent players, all japan, all day.
Made all the difference.
I keep forgetting how close I am to Japan. I mean, what's 5000 miles right?
Made all the difference.
I keep forgetting how close I am to Japan. I mean, what's 5000 miles right?
Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:27 am
#55594- Steelray25Member
Kaz--Money wrote:Paired up with Godz and just wrecked faces. Just needed him to pull me from Japanese lobbies. Went back and looked at recent players, all japan, all day.
Made all the difference.
I keep forgetting how close I am to Japan. I mean, what's 5000 miles right?
Good night for you. Isn't it nice when it works? (And you're not infested with a bunch of camping twats)
I had the opposite. Nothing but trash lobbies and laaaaaaaaaaaaaag all night long. I was venting so bad, I made Elpresador look calm and serene.
Decided to go full on "Screw you" mode and took out my LSAT with rapid fire. A gun that (supposedly) kills in 3 bullets at all but super long range and spits out bullets in a tsunami rush.... I'm getting guys absorbing at LEAST 20 bullets (with hitmarkers). No vests or anything. Just absorbing them. Oh yeah, and killing me in 2-3 bullets with - well, take your pick. Even a pea shooter would kill me that fast.
My favorite was the sniper who absorbed no less than 6 bullets to the chest and head. Even the KILL CAM confirmed he took that many hits. And the chest/head was the only place I could be hitting him. Scope barely moves. After the 5th or 6th shot taken, he fires about 2 feet to the left of my knee and kills me...
How I contained the impulse to obliterate my controller, I'll never know.
I just don't think I have the temperament to play shooters anymore. There's only so much lag I can handle. More importantly, my patience for limp dicked play styles is even shorter.
I was going to cull one of my shooters anyway. The question was which one? I'm horrible at BF4. I can't see people unless they're right in front of me. I have no idea where I'm going or what to do. It's not fun. It might BE fun if I can ever get a grasp of what the hell is going on, but right now, not fun. Add to that that the campaign is FUBAR. I literally can't finish it. It's not hard. It just takes a shit at the same mission every time and I can't progress past it. Delete game. Reinstall. Same problem.
But now Ghosts has me wishing the worst to happen to people.
I'd trade both in, but there's really nothing else out worth buying atm.
Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:57 am
#55595- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
christmas nubs are everywhere, its like shooting fish in a barrel.
Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:44 am
#55602- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
Steelray25 wrote:Good night for you. Isn't it nice when it works? (And you're not infested with a bunch of camping twats)
I had the opposite. Nothing but trash lobbies and laaaaaaaaaaaaaag all night long. I was venting so bad, I made Elpresador look calm and serene.
Well, we weren't without the window lickers and corner sitters. I actually sent hate mail to one of them after he went 23-2 in TDM while sitting on B-Dom on strikezone with his 3 other clan members. They were KEM strike boosting I'm sure. All openings were being watched by 2 or 3 people. He got his KEM, but, lost. I called him out, and all he could do was repeat his score, me, his LOSS.
Sniping pisses me off.
I have had dozens of occasions when someone has their back to me, close range (beneficiary of a rare 'good' spawn), and I hard scope the sht out of them for a head shot, 2 - 3 shots, and not even a hit marker. He'll fart and the smell kills me instantly. I have only 46% accuracy with the USR, which, should be waaaaaay higher because I'm not a 360 spinning 1337 quickscoper. I just can't for the life of me get sht to connect, at any range most of the time.
Starting to see the differences in types of lag. I definitely suffer from positional lag, where, the location I think I am, isn't where I actually am. I creep around a corner, can't see anything, killcam shows that I'm 3-4 body widths around it already.
This has to be the case with sniping. Someone isn't where they think they are, because the shots I miss, are no brainer, 100% success rate shots.
Sat Dec 28, 2013 6:53 am
#55631- Steelray25Member
Double XP weekend + Xmas noobs = meh.
Don't get me wrong. I had some pretty good games, and went positive in all but one tonight. Went from just under lvl 60 to prestige level 11. (or is it 12? Not even sure. Levels flew by a lot faster than the first time).
But all my pet peeves were out in full force and then some tonight as well. Made most of the matches more of a chore than fun.
I think it's high time they removed sniper rifles from match play (or at least until the nerf). Give them their own playlist. So sick of the "I win" button, and wannabe snipers polluting the backs of the maps. And with the Xmas noobs, 2/3 of my team are the 5-15 type sniper. ugh...
I'm not sure if I ever saw a true lag switcher. But I'm almost positive I saw TWO tonight. One instant they're 50 feet in front of you, a split second later, they're gone, a half second after that, they're stabbing you in the back. Or you round the corner, see them, shoot and... nothing. They're frozen in space. Your bullets are doing nothing. Then you're dead. Kill cam shows them take their good sweet time drawing a bead on your head. Mmmm Hmmmm.... (In both matches, I also had IMSs give me hit markers (in places they should not have been able to get away). W..T...F? /shrug Maybe my own lag was that bad.
Did they put commando back in the game and nobody told me? GOD, I'm tired of these 10 foot knife lunges. Had one guy knife me from the top of the stairs while I was on the ground. No joke.
And of course, campers everywhere. Literally everywhere. I think I saw more pus dripping vaginas than a gynecologist in... some place that as a lot of unclean women....
Best camper story of the night: Run into room I know a camper is in. Fortunately, I see the guy in the back corner before he sees me. Kill him, then kill the camper I was actually after hanging out a window... and kill his twin looking out the other window... and a fourth douche lying prone who somehow manages to miss me in the whole fracas...die... to a FIFTH camper hiding prone in yet another corner. Scream obscenities.
So... anyone play Madden on PS4? Halfway decent?
Don't get me wrong. I had some pretty good games, and went positive in all but one tonight. Went from just under lvl 60 to prestige level 11. (or is it 12? Not even sure. Levels flew by a lot faster than the first time).
But all my pet peeves were out in full force and then some tonight as well. Made most of the matches more of a chore than fun.
I think it's high time they removed sniper rifles from match play (or at least until the nerf). Give them their own playlist. So sick of the "I win" button, and wannabe snipers polluting the backs of the maps. And with the Xmas noobs, 2/3 of my team are the 5-15 type sniper. ugh...
I'm not sure if I ever saw a true lag switcher. But I'm almost positive I saw TWO tonight. One instant they're 50 feet in front of you, a split second later, they're gone, a half second after that, they're stabbing you in the back. Or you round the corner, see them, shoot and... nothing. They're frozen in space. Your bullets are doing nothing. Then you're dead. Kill cam shows them take their good sweet time drawing a bead on your head. Mmmm Hmmmm.... (In both matches, I also had IMSs give me hit markers (in places they should not have been able to get away). W..T...F? /shrug Maybe my own lag was that bad.
Did they put commando back in the game and nobody told me? GOD, I'm tired of these 10 foot knife lunges. Had one guy knife me from the top of the stairs while I was on the ground. No joke.
And of course, campers everywhere. Literally everywhere. I think I saw more pus dripping vaginas than a gynecologist in... some place that as a lot of unclean women....
Best camper story of the night: Run into room I know a camper is in. Fortunately, I see the guy in the back corner before he sees me. Kill him, then kill the camper I was actually after hanging out a window... and kill his twin looking out the other window... and a fourth douche lying prone who somehow manages to miss me in the whole fracas...die... to a FIFTH camper hiding prone in yet another corner. Scream obscenities.
So... anyone play Madden on PS4? Halfway decent?
Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:41 am
#55637- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
They definitely fill up rooms, looking out each doorway. Barring that, they sit in some obscure spot that no one in their right mind would even consider sitting in, then kill you.
I watched the scores closely last night. You can tell the 2nd accounters, so, those weren't factored, but, people with like, 2 hours play time, have positive KD's already. Some of them, with only a few hours of time on the game, were topping lobbies (dying to them, you can tell they just learned COD).
Connections still plague the enjoyment more than anything.
No one is on, and when they are, connections are even more brutal.
I watched the scores closely last night. You can tell the 2nd accounters, so, those weren't factored, but, people with like, 2 hours play time, have positive KD's already. Some of them, with only a few hours of time on the game, were topping lobbies (dying to them, you can tell they just learned COD).
Connections still plague the enjoyment more than anything.
No one is on, and when they are, connections are even more brutal.
Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:15 pm
#55641- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
nothin like dropping back to back to back 50+ kills and 30+ tags in KC. The level of retard in the christmas noob this season is at an all time high.
Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:31 pm
#55686- Steelray25Member
Kaz--Money wrote:
Connections still plague the enjoyment more than anything.
No one is on, and when they are, connections are even more brutal.
How's this for lag? Looking down a long sight line, nobody there. Move down the line, suddenly a spray of bullets is hitting me. No cover so I drop and return fire, but can't see a single soul.
I die. Of course.
Kill cam shows the guy round the friggin corner and SPRINT towards me. Pulls up about 10 feet in front of me and sprays wildly from the hip. I stand there like a friggin dumbass.
Yeah. The connections in this game are complete and utter TRASH. On the rare occasion they're on my side, I feel like I'm cheating. More often, I'm the bug, not the windshield.
Skill doesn't matter. (If I get outplayed, I know it and tip my hat)
Map knowledge may matter, but not anywhere as much as you'd think - a camper can be anyfarginwhere in this game.
Weapons don't even really matter. They all kill almost instantly - if the connection is on your side, or s-l-o-w-l-y if they're not.
Perks don't matter.
All that matters is your connection. If you live in a less advanced ISP area, you're screwed save for the few times you get host or get in a "good" lobby.
Why the flying hell am I in lobbies with all Mexicans (like, the country)???? In PRIME TIME???? I live in Pennsylfuckingvania!
Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:43 pm
#55688- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
In canada, put into Mexican or Japanese lobbies. Yeah, that makes sense.
I feel your pain though with the dying to no one in front of you, and having to see the cam to know the story. That is roughly how I spend 90% of my time after dying-figuring out how it happened.
This is all I hear and all I read about with this game. Been this bad since BO1, but, I think this time more people feel it. Some people rarely do, if ever. I think some people here get a bit of lag on a rare occasion, and it fcks their game up.
The kind of lag we're talking about is like playing lag switchers who have wall hacks and aim bots. I'd never go 0-11 in COD4, or MW2, but it's easy to have that happen in anything from BO1 onward. I'm a better player now than I was 4 or 5 years ago, yet, my scores back then were more indicative of a 'good' player...even though I was just starting out. Now, I look like I play with my feet on a controller with no thumbsticks.
I feel your pain though with the dying to no one in front of you, and having to see the cam to know the story. That is roughly how I spend 90% of my time after dying-figuring out how it happened.
This is all I hear and all I read about with this game. Been this bad since BO1, but, I think this time more people feel it. Some people rarely do, if ever. I think some people here get a bit of lag on a rare occasion, and it fcks their game up.
The kind of lag we're talking about is like playing lag switchers who have wall hacks and aim bots. I'd never go 0-11 in COD4, or MW2, but it's easy to have that happen in anything from BO1 onward. I'm a better player now than I was 4 or 5 years ago, yet, my scores back then were more indicative of a 'good' player...even though I was just starting out. Now, I look like I play with my feet on a controller with no thumbsticks.
Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:58 am
#55693- Steelray25Member
Just went 30-1 in Stonehaven... rushing. LOL
I can guarandamntee ya I was host. Poor suckers never had a chance. At least 5 of my kills, I'm positive I should have been dead. Another 5 give or take, it was like the guy never knew I was there. Not that I flanked him, or got the drop on him, or got him from behind. Right in front. He never reacted.
Not that I'm complaining. Well, I do have 2 nits to pick.
1- Why can't I get THOSE matches more often?
2- I hit the share button because I wanted to save that one for posterity. I got the 4 matches prior to it. All horrible matches too. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY............. No evidence of my good game? FML
I can guarandamntee ya I was host. Poor suckers never had a chance. At least 5 of my kills, I'm positive I should have been dead. Another 5 give or take, it was like the guy never knew I was there. Not that I flanked him, or got the drop on him, or got him from behind. Right in front. He never reacted.
Not that I'm complaining. Well, I do have 2 nits to pick.
1- Why can't I get THOSE matches more often?
2- I hit the share button because I wanted to save that one for posterity. I got the 4 matches prior to it. All horrible matches too. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY............. No evidence of my good game? FML
Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:51 pm
#55718- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
pretty sure every time I've ever been host I've backed out lol. Game plays like shit for me on host :/
Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:29 pm
#55720- Steelray25Member
hiph0pan0tamus wrote:pretty sure every time I've ever been host I've backed out lol. Game plays like shit for me on host :/
Well whatever it is that gives you a rock solid connection and puts you ahead of most of the lobby, that's what happened.
I thought they did away with lag comp? Or at least the version of it that sucked in MW3.
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