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Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:38 am
#49107- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
let the talks begin.
All I got to say is our pathetic defense is 75% to blame for this 0-3 start. Giving up close to 1500 yards in the first 3 games, that's 2nd most in NFL history and is making the Saints defense from last year (worst of alltime talking about total yards per game) look like the Ravens D from the Early 00's.
The Patriots- with no receivers or a solid running back (Stevan Ridley needs to wake up) are some how 3-0.. oh yeah, they have that mother fucker named Thomas Brady.
Packers, Vikings, 49ers and Redskins (67% of the NFC's Playoffs last year) are a combined 2-10 to start the year.
Crazy season so far.
All I got to say is our pathetic defense is 75% to blame for this 0-3 start. Giving up close to 1500 yards in the first 3 games, that's 2nd most in NFL history and is making the Saints defense from last year (worst of alltime talking about total yards per game) look like the Ravens D from the Early 00's.
The Patriots- with no receivers or a solid running back (Stevan Ridley needs to wake up) are some how 3-0.. oh yeah, they have that mother fucker named Thomas Brady.
Packers, Vikings, 49ers and Redskins (67% of the NFC's Playoffs last year) are a combined 2-10 to start the year.
Crazy season so far.
Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:27 pm
#49119- Mick281Member
- Location : TX
Yup, was in an argument on whether RG3 should even be playing. All I had to say was last time I checked, he doesn't play on defense.
Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:34 pm
#49120- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
its also not his fault his receivers lead the league in drop passes.
Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:37 pm
#49121- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
ouch Dude lost his finger
Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:37 pm
#49128Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:00 pm
#49134- zcsmanMember
- Location : Massachusetts
LolGiants.
Pats are somehow 3-0.. I'm fine with that! Defense has been playing well.
Pats are somehow 3-0.. I'm fine with that! Defense has been playing well.
Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:35 pm
#49137- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Pats defense are ranked near top of league. Must be nice to face 2 rookie qbs in the first 3 games. Tampa was the other team. Lol.
The browns beat Minnesota with no running game AT ALL & a 3rd string qb. Take pity on the vikings.
The browns beat Minnesota with no running game AT ALL & a 3rd string qb. Take pity on the vikings.
Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:28 pm
#49150Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:51 pm
#49151- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Dont the Giants usually start strong and choke the 2nd half of the season away? Better hope for some opposite results this year lol.Ik0n wrote:As long as we get the Pats in the Superbowl when we squeak the division out this year and run shit through the playoffs.
Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:09 pm
#49152- zcsmanMember
- Location : Massachusetts
38-0 to the Panthers? Yeeesh.
Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:35 pm
#49153Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:19 am
#49833- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
Damn the Browns can't catch a break. Brian Hoyer tore his ACL.
Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:36 am
#49839- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Keep on preaching.hiph0pan0tamus wrote:Damn the Browns can't catch a break. Brian Hoyer tore his ACL.
3-2 is a good start to the season for Cleveland.
Now we got Weeden again. Ugh.
Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:04 pm
#49844Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:08 pm
#49845- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Im pretty biased lol.
I think he was sliding and giving himself up. If the guy would of came form the front of him, it would of been flagged and possibly fined. But since it was chased down form the back.
With the replay looks like helmet to helmet with a QB that was giving himself up. Should of been a flag in the game (I cant remember if it was or not).
I think he was sliding and giving himself up. If the guy would of came form the front of him, it would of been flagged and possibly fined. But since it was chased down form the back.
With the replay looks like helmet to helmet with a QB that was giving himself up. Should of been a flag in the game (I cant remember if it was or not).
Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:46 pm
#49952- Mick281Member
- Location : TX
He should of just ran out of bound past the first down stick. It sucks he got hurt but he gave himself up way too late.
How about them Colts. 4-1 going to be hosting the Chargers on Monday night football next week.
How about them Colts. 4-1 going to be hosting the Chargers on Monday night football next week.
Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:29 pm
#50232- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
Rg3's knee is looking pretty good right now! He's dancing around in the pocket like last year.
Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:11 am
#52582- sharpPUSB
- Location : City of Dreams, England
Anyone watching the colts v titans tonight?
If so can you post up if a field goal is blocked or missed?
Thanks
Oh, and colts or titans win? Money on the colts, but thats only based on the price
If so can you post up if a field goal is blocked or missed?
Thanks
Oh, and colts or titans win? Money on the colts, but thats only based on the price
Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:15 am
#52606- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
Colts SHOULD win...
Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:32 am
#52608- sharpPUSB
- Location : City of Dreams, England
Colts and a blocked/missed field goal for £££££shiph0pan0tamus wrote:Colts SHOULD win...
Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:36 am
#52610- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
there will me a missed field goal, Rob Bironas (kicker for the Tennessee) has only made 13 out of 23 attempts.
Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:50 am
#52685- sharpPUSB
- Location : City of Dreams, England
Colts win :)anyone know if there was a missed goal?
No missed goal
Only ££s instead of £££s
No missed goal
Only ££s instead of £££s
Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:09 am
#63698- sharpPUSB
- Location : City of Dreams, England
Just found this lol -
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ****ing bullshit and you should kiss my mother-****ing ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ****ing 12. I rate you a ****ing 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?
I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.
I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
John, you are such a ****ing dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ****ing zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ****ing face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a – 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.
Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.
I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a ****ing lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.
**** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
Rot in Hell,
Ethan Albright
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ****ing bullshit and you should kiss my mother-****ing ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ****ing 12. I rate you a ****ing 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?
I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.
I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
John, you are such a ****ing dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ****ing zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ****ing face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a – 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.
Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.
I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a ****ing lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.
**** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
Rot in Hell,
Ethan Albright
Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:24 am
#63699- AlphaI like Pink
Always a good read. If you're bored look up Mayhem Miller in the meeting with the UFC game devs when the ranked him the worse fighter and he comes unglued on the computer guy in front everyone.
This thread needs gif of the Steeler guy jumping up and kicking the punter in the face.
This thread needs gif of the Steeler guy jumping up and kicking the punter in the face.
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#63700- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
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