Inside the mind of a Kill Whore clan
Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:39 am
#32112- Triple_0_OughtMember
Yesterday, I got stuck with five members of some kill whoring clan...
I was working on the challenges for 150 kills without perks or attachments for the Vector, and decided to play a few rounds of Domination. There was a party of five people, all in the same clan, and the game initially put me on their team for Hijacked. Then it did the same for the next two or three games. These guys were not in party chat, so from their endless whining and blabbering, I learned some interesting things...
KDR padding is the only legit reason to play Domination
Only try hard virgins actually care about the objective
Setting up a spawn trap makes you intelligent
Getting spawn trapped by the other team makes the other team campers
Dying lots while trying to break the spawn trap makes you an idiot
Only campers use Guardians and Sentry Guns
Only idiots have enough points left to run at least one EMP grenade
Ghost, Hardline, Suppressor, Grip, and Extended Mags, on every class
Protect Taylor while he's trying to increase his KDR to 2.6
Shooting anyone beyond protecting Taylor means you're stealing kills
Someone who shoots down your VTOL is a try hard virgin
Allowing your VTOL to be shot down makes the devs idiots
These were college students, by the way, and not little squeakers...
I was working on the challenges for 150 kills without perks or attachments for the Vector, and decided to play a few rounds of Domination. There was a party of five people, all in the same clan, and the game initially put me on their team for Hijacked. Then it did the same for the next two or three games. These guys were not in party chat, so from their endless whining and blabbering, I learned some interesting things...
KDR padding is the only legit reason to play Domination
Only try hard virgins actually care about the objective
Setting up a spawn trap makes you intelligent
Getting spawn trapped by the other team makes the other team campers
Dying lots while trying to break the spawn trap makes you an idiot
Only campers use Guardians and Sentry Guns
Only idiots have enough points left to run at least one EMP grenade
Ghost, Hardline, Suppressor, Grip, and Extended Mags, on every class
Protect Taylor while he's trying to increase his KDR to 2.6
Shooting anyone beyond protecting Taylor means you're stealing kills
Someone who shoots down your VTOL is a try hard virgin
Allowing your VTOL to be shot down makes the devs idiots
These were college students, by the way, and not little squeakers...
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Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:40 am
#32113- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
lol
they insult try hards for going after the objective, yet don't see the irony in worshipping something so irrelevant as KDR
COD community is really the lowest of the low
they insult try hards for going after the objective, yet don't see the irony in worshipping something so irrelevant as KDR
COD community is really the lowest of the low
Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:44 am
#32116- AlphaI like Pink
lol, protect someone elses KD. Get 5 shields in front the 1 guy who will never cap a flag to save a game.
Soon after that 'lets leave, these try hards are always on the base'
Soon after that 'lets leave, these try hards are always on the base'
Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:45 am
#32117- Triple_0_OughtMember
It was bizarre... On Hijacked, the other team double capped us immediately. After about two minutes, my kill whores agreed that the other team was camping too hard to try to spawn trap them. I got B flag by myself a few times thereafter, but instead of being thankful and setting up a spawn trap, I was an idiot for all the deaths I accumulated in the process. They had also agreed we should make the round about helping one of their members pad his KDR, and he got pissed at me for stealing kills while I was protecting myself on B flag.
Oh, I totally forgot to mention... even when we got curb stomped 50-200, these tards would taunt the other players in the lobby for actually caring about the outcome of the game and would then brag about how at least the kill whores all finished with at least a 2 KDR while the opposite team went negative...
Oh, I totally forgot to mention... even when we got curb stomped 50-200, these tards would taunt the other players in the lobby for actually caring about the outcome of the game and would then brag about how at least the kill whores all finished with at least a 2 KDR while the opposite team went negative...
Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:48 am
#32119- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
it's really like they have some sort of brain damage
it would be like a football player celebrating loudly, about his 5 sacks, yet, his team lost 48-0
ridiculous
it would be like a football player celebrating loudly, about his 5 sacks, yet, his team lost 48-0
ridiculous
Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:51 am
#32120- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
Alpha wrote:lol, protect someone elses KD. Get 5 shields in front the 1 guy who will never cap a flag to save a game.
Soon after that 'lets leave, these try hards are always on the base'
Dome CTF, we had a full party and the other 5 all ran shields. I was the only one with a gun. We capped a flag first round then just camped inside the building at "B". 2 shields at back door, 2 at the front door and one running around as security locating me scav bags outside.
Ended up getting a moab and a half first round that game with a suppressed extended ak47.
Second round was a little harder since we had outside spawns. Think I managed to get one though lol
It's fun every once in a while to play like a huge douche.
This was done against a team of 6 who were all in the top 500 in CTF btw. Good times.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:00 am
#32122- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
My opinion, you want kills, or solo 'victory', go to TDM or FFA.
If you want to win a game, and have a hard fight to do so, go to an objective mode.
They should get rid of kill counts in Dom, HQ, CTF, HP and the dog tag mode (drawing a blank here on what it's called).
Allow kills to determine your overall XP and score, but make them bascially irrelevent.
If someone has a cap to kill ratio worse than 5:1 (5000 kills to 1000 captures), then they are blocked from the mode.
Perform, or GTFO. We need objective quotas.
If you want to win a game, and have a hard fight to do so, go to an objective mode.
They should get rid of kill counts in Dom, HQ, CTF, HP and the dog tag mode (drawing a blank here on what it's called).
Allow kills to determine your overall XP and score, but make them bascially irrelevent.
If someone has a cap to kill ratio worse than 5:1 (5000 kills to 1000 captures), then they are blocked from the mode.
Perform, or GTFO. We need objective quotas.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:06 am
#32125- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
for about 8 months in mw3 I had more confirms than kills in KC and we are talking upwards of 30,000 kills in that mode I think.
What if you guys are up 113- 40 after first round in Dom, you still going to go for all the caps or are you going to draw the game out longer than it should? I don't see a problem with letting the other team hold 2 flags for most of the second half.
What if you guys are up 113- 40 after first round in Dom, you still going to go for all the caps or are you going to draw the game out longer than it should? I don't see a problem with letting the other team hold 2 flags for most of the second half.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:07 am
#32126- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
we'll farm out HQ if we're up 210-0, since we obviously played the objective and the game will end really damn quick if we don't
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:07 am
#32127- AlphaI like Pink
Kaz just banned me from HQ lol
Difference in kill whoring all game and getting 20 kills off 1 cap.
Difference in kill whoring all game and getting 20 kills off 1 cap.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:29 am
#32136- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
Alpha wrote:Kaz just banned me from HQ lol
Difference in kill whoring all game and getting 20 kills off 1 cap.
You are by far the exception....maybe since they are so into data mining and stat tracking, they can figure a way to make it acceptable for someone to get the cap and then fend of 35 of them without dying.
I mean, that's the point of the game.
I'm just butthurt because
1. I have a hard wnough time getting TO the base
2. I usually get killed when the timer is .000000012 seconds from being capped
3. If and when I get the cap, I almost always die immediately afterward....hence a cap - to - defend ratio like mine (1200 or so caps, and not even 800 defends - you all have way more defends than caps.)
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:37 am
#32140- AlphaI like Pink
As much as we play we should establish better chat on the base lol.
We crowd the shit out of it, then try to squeeze 6 out 1 door. 2 in the back are getting dead. Anyone without FJ is getting dead. The 1 guy who spawns behind us is getting dead the 1st guy out the door. Leaves 4 spectating 2, alot of bases.
If you die with 1 second left, you can't spawn in. The game forces a sting of kill cam that you can't skip. Just so you aren't alive on the other side the map.
We crowd the shit out of it, then try to squeeze 6 out 1 door. 2 in the back are getting dead. Anyone without FJ is getting dead. The 1 guy who spawns behind us is getting dead the 1st guy out the door. Leaves 4 spectating 2, alot of bases.
If you die with 1 second left, you can't spawn in. The game forces a sting of kill cam that you can't skip. Just so you aren't alive on the other side the map.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:43 am
#32141- BamaGoodfellaMember
- Location : Alabama
Alpha wrote:As much as we play we should establish better chat on the base lol.
We crowd the shit out of it, then try to squeeze 6 out 1 door. 2 in the back are getting dead. Anyone without FJ is getting dead. The 1 guy who spawns behind us is getting dead the 1st guy out the door. Leaves 4 spectating 2, alot of bases.
If you die with 1 second left, you can't spawn in. The game forces a sting of kill cam that you can't skip. Just so you aren't alive on the other side the map.
I won't be playing anymore HQ until I get FJ & Tac Mask unlocked again! That was frustrating as hell playing with y'all last night. I finally gave up on even trying to cap any of the HQ's. Not to mention it took all my gamer skills to even get through doorways LOL!
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:45 am
#32143- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
ladders... the most frustrating thing since mans attempts at creating fire.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:47 am
#32144- AlphaI like Pink
FJ should be unlock token. Never an issue again. Tac Mask can be a token.. its what level 23? That's 20 games or less. Preset classes have both, but the classes suck lol.
Can live without tac mask, FJ is +15 more death a game. Never realized the amount of crap coming at the base. Playing with no perks, I'd flop 2 trophies down and both were done in seconds. 4 nades destroyed was the beginning of what they throw in.
Can live without tac mask, FJ is +15 more death a game. Never realized the amount of crap coming at the base. Playing with no perks, I'd flop 2 trophies down and both were done in seconds. 4 nades destroyed was the beginning of what they throw in.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:57 am
#32148- BamaGoodfellaMember
- Location : Alabama
Alpha wrote:FJ should be unlock token. Never an issue again. Tac Mask can be a token.. its what level 23? That's 20 games or less. Preset classes have both, but the classes suck lol.
Can live without tac mask, FJ is +15 more death a game. Never realized the amount of crap coming at the base. Playing with no perks, I'd flop 2 trophies down and both were done in seconds. 4 nades destroyed was the beginning of what they throw in.
It was a tough choice with my unlock token, but I unlocked scav last time. FJ will be getting unlocked next prestige though LOL. I was so used to having FJ, Engineer & Tac Mask on every class last prestige, that it's like I'm having to learn how to play again LMAO. I'm going to put some work in on ranking up though since this weekend is double XP.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:58 am
#32149- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
Biggest issue with us on a base are these:
1. We all look out one direction, someone comes in for a 5 feed. Base lost.
2. I can't be the only one watching one entrance, and 5 others looking out the other. When I say there is a major time delay, it's MAJOR, and it's always there. I can't be left responsible for an entrance because I'm as good as dead if anyone comes to is because I'm dead before I see them. Everytime.
3. Leaving the base. Whoever is leaving, has to leave....not stand in the doorway. If you want to defend on the base, give'r. But don't trap those of us who are vulnerable in there. I like to get out and try to get behind the enemy. My only hope is to get someone from the back or side.
1. We all look out one direction, someone comes in for a 5 feed. Base lost.
2. I can't be the only one watching one entrance, and 5 others looking out the other. When I say there is a major time delay, it's MAJOR, and it's always there. I can't be left responsible for an entrance because I'm as good as dead if anyone comes to is because I'm dead before I see them. Everytime.
3. Leaving the base. Whoever is leaving, has to leave....not stand in the doorway. If you want to defend on the base, give'r. But don't trap those of us who are vulnerable in there. I like to get out and try to get behind the enemy. My only hope is to get someone from the back or side.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:00 am
#32153- AlphaI like Pink
The floor layers get me all the time. You get stuck between them and can't move until they get up. Usually die by someone half way across map looking at me jumping up and down. Then I go to spectate mode to see a random ADS at our teammate with 3 red dots coming other direction.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:02 am
#32157- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
kill cams piss me off more than the actual game, if we werent allowed to see the bs from the host's perspective I think we'd be able to enjoy the game just a little bit more.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:35 pm
#32215- Triple_0_OughtMember
By the way, I ran into a clan the other day called "Ghost Army." All these faggots were, surprise surprise, running Ghost, and all of them even had the Ghost title. I thought it was funny that half of them were just camping, kind of rendering their Ghost ineffective, but I guess they didn't care too much, because they also had UAV up nonstop and could always tell when someone else was approaching.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:23 pm
#32226- BamaGoodfellaMember
- Location : Alabama
Triple_0_Ought wrote:By the way, I ran into a clan the other day called "Ghost Army." All these faggots were, surprise surprise, running Ghost, and all of them even had the Ghost title. I thought it was funny that half of them were just camping, kind of rendering their Ghost ineffective, but I guess they didn't care too much, because they also had UAV up nonstop and could always tell when someone else was approaching.
The only clans I know that play with any balls are the one's that some of y'all belong to. Most of the time if I'm playing solo and come up against a clan, I'll just leave and find another lobby. Not because I'm scared of losing, just because I know that they'll be playing like the biggest assholes they can and the game will be slow as hell.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:28 pm
#32237- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
i actually played against a team of 9 with Broseph, 6 pounds and eightthoughts... we never lose when we go into gw with 5 or more. This team of 9 all had RUSH as their clan tags and all of their mottos (xbox people know what Im talking about, for you ps3 peeps its a section under a bio where we can type something in and is visible when we go to that person gamercard) where **** ghost and the bitch that decided to implement it. Played probably 5 games against them, 4 doms and a KC... most fun I've ever had against a full team of 9. 4 dom matches probably had a total of 500 caps between the 18 of us.
an hour and a half though of awesome lobbies doesnt make up for the other 90% of the time though...
an hour and a half though of awesome lobbies doesnt make up for the other 90% of the time though...
Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:33 pm
#32268- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Alpha wrote:The floor layers get me all the time. You get stuck between them and can't move until they get up. Usually die by someone half way across map looking at me jumping up and down. Then I go to spectate mode to see a random ADS at our teammate with 3 red dots coming other direction.
GUILTY
But i typically try to lay down in an area that is unobtrusive and out of the way. Ive had a few times I know you guys get caught on me. Laying prone its hard to tell if someone is trying to maneuver around you.
Biggest example i can think of was a game on Yemen. That base thats on the backside of the map, where the little wooden bridge is. Had a random block 3 of us form going around rocks to the bridge side. All 3 died while he lie there prone ADS.
Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:48 pm
#32272- KerzoR9
- Location : Scotland
you see triple, if i get stuck with a clan like that on my team il get my shield class with my smoke grenade and never leave their side. The only thing you can do is piss them off and people who live and breathe for kdr are the easiest cunts to wind up ever. Every cloud and all that....
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