How to change an opinion in 2 minutes...
Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:44 am
#27241- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
So I'm sitting at my desk, sipping my coffee and organizing some of my notes for work, when this absolutely gorgeous girl walks into the lab. Amazing eyes, RIDICULOUS body, and she's at Harvard...things are looking up
"Like, are you like Patrick?"
I tell her I'm not, but I can show her where my lab mate sits. Normally, I'd just say "down the hall", but I'm feeling generous.
the conversation goes like this as we walk down the hall
"we're like supposed to like have this meeting, like at 9 AM...Like I'm late, but like, I'm hoping he's like late too...like, do you know about like, (the project in question)"
by the time I dropped her off at the destination (200 feet away), this was my opinion of her
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it's not that hard to speak in a way that's semi professional....I don't walk around saying "yo, is motherf**king (x) here, I need to do some motherf**king science in this motherf**ker"
America, motherf**king yeah
"Like, are you like Patrick?"
I tell her I'm not, but I can show her where my lab mate sits. Normally, I'd just say "down the hall", but I'm feeling generous.
the conversation goes like this as we walk down the hall
"we're like supposed to like have this meeting, like at 9 AM...Like I'm late, but like, I'm hoping he's like late too...like, do you know about like, (the project in question)"
by the time I dropped her off at the destination (200 feet away), this was my opinion of her
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it's not that hard to speak in a way that's semi professional....I don't walk around saying "yo, is motherf**king (x) here, I need to do some motherf**king science in this motherf**ker"
America, motherf**king yeah
Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:46 am
#27243- o_homescrub_oMember
- Location : Wash DC
lol, like **** yeah
Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:52 am
#27249- RickMember
Maybe you should.
Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:53 am
#27250- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
WaLkAwaY wrote:Maybe you should.
it really would be funny, the uptight people here would be SO shocked
lol
Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:05 am
#27259Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:06 am
#27261- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Shadow wrote:Chisa would lose his job if he said so many "motherfu**ers" in one day. lol
I'm in a union, they can't fire me for that, especially with how well I do my job
Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:13 am
#27266Random Guy: Do you know where room 111h is?
Chisa: Yea mother****er, its down the motherfu*king hall, where the motherfu*king students are at. Watch out those motherfu*king students will motherfu*king jump you for saying the wrong motherfu*king thing at them.
Guy:....
Just me, thinking what Chisa would say. lol
Chisa: Yea mother****er, its down the motherfu*king hall, where the motherfu*king students are at. Watch out those motherfu*king students will motherfu*king jump you for saying the wrong motherfu*king thing at them.
Guy:....
Just me, thinking what Chisa would say. lol
Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:20 am
#27270- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
As I aged, I resorted to internet dating to meet chicks.
I'd see some hottie who's profile made mention of "being tired of the bar seen".
Thanks honey, you just made it into the discard pile without even meeting you.
$100 saved.
I'd see some hottie who's profile made mention of "being tired of the bar seen".
Thanks honey, you just made it into the discard pile without even meeting you.
$100 saved.
Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:24 am
#27271- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
LOL
yeah, we can at least be thankful that the super stupid announce their own presence
yeah, we can at least be thankful that the super stupid announce their own presence
Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:46 am
#27272- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
on the other hand, at least she wasn't someone like this..
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Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:21 am
#27274- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
Not made of the basic life-building elements, cuz that's dumb.
But, the little fairy tale about the man in the sky...dat shit be legit yo.
Seriously, burn every religious text and then send evey follower for a lifetime of counselling.
But, the little fairy tale about the man in the sky...dat shit be legit yo.
Seriously, burn every religious text and then send evey follower for a lifetime of counselling.
Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:24 am
#27275- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
the religious brainwashing is detrimental to our progress as a nation in critical future technologies and their production
if you have a large segment of brainwashed dolts, we're never going to be great again
if you have a large segment of brainwashed dolts, we're never going to be great again
Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:28 am
#27276Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:29 am
#27278- OrrophinMember
- Location : UK
Dark Age 2.0
Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:43 am
#27281- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
I always say, if this thing you believe in is true, it should be self-evident, or provable, or testable....there should be something that, should all teh religious texts vanish from the face of the earth, you should have the exact same knowledge about the religion through a re-discovery of it.
Unfortunately, it has been several thousand years since any evidence of religions truths have been presented to man.
Science can do it, I expect the "competing" theory to be able to do the same.
Unfortunately, it has been several thousand years since any evidence of religions truths have been presented to man.
Science can do it, I expect the "competing" theory to be able to do the same.
Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:52 pm
#27286- OrrophinMember
- Location : UK
I was out to dinner with some friends the other day and one of them told us about how his basement is supposedly haunted. One girl asks if "is it a real ghost like one you can see or is it just a poltergeist". I just stared at her dumbfounded.
One guy saw my look and asked if I believed in ghosts. I couldn't help but laugh, but apparently that was the wrong thing to do as it sparked off a big debate. None of these people are religious and yet they think believing in ghosts is less far-fetched than God!?
One guy saw my look and asked if I believed in ghosts. I couldn't help but laugh, but apparently that was the wrong thing to do as it sparked off a big debate. None of these people are religious and yet they think believing in ghosts is less far-fetched than God!?
Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:54 pm
#27287- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
there are some theories out there that ghosts are interdimensional errors, which (to me) is a far more plausible theory than the Judeo-Christian "god"
Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:09 pm
#27290- OrrophinMember
- Location : UK
“Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they don’t believe in them. They know them too well. It would be like believing in the postman.”
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. "
-Terry Pratchett
"They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. "
-Terry Pratchett
Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:15 pm
#27291- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
I should add, I find the theory interesting, not that I've seen or experienced anything related to something that could be construed as a ghost like entity
Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:25 pm
#27292- OrrophinMember
- Location : UK
I wasn't calling you (or anyone) ignorant, I just liked the quote. I am probably the most ignorant on this topic as I have read very little on the subject.
Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:21 pm
#27296- AlphaI like Pink
Pics of dumb chick?
Silence is golden.
Silence is golden.
Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:24 pm
#27299- lilaclegendMember
- Location : not where i want to be
lol. pretty funny. but like alpha said.. you can always just put some tape over her mouth
as for religion.. this video is priceless.
as for religion.. this video is priceless.
Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:46 pm
#27304- zcsmanMember
- Location : Massachusetts
pics or didnt happen
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