Some of the Sweetest Words I Have Ever Heard
Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:14 pm
#24438- chris hansonMember
During the middle of receiving a bj friday night...
"okay I don't know if I should say this because you might think it's awkward, but you're, like, really big"
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"okay I don't know if I should say this because you might think it's awkward, but you're, like, really big"
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Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:15 pm
#24442- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Compared to what or who?
Crucial info.
Crucial info.
Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:26 pm
#24447- chris hansonMember
Syndrome wrote:Compared to what or who?
Crucial info.
She's been with a fair share of dudes, lost virginity at 14 so I am proud.
Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:46 pm
#24450- AlphaI like Pink
Bitch called you fat. Time to treadmill son.
Here's a test that will get all men curious. When you finish a roll of toilet paper, see if your sausage stick fits inside the cardboard roll.
If you can get in a coke bottle, you might not wanna be a streaker.
Here's a test that will get all men curious. When you finish a roll of toilet paper, see if your sausage stick fits inside the cardboard roll.
If you can get in a coke bottle, you might not wanna be a streaker.
Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:54 pm
#24451- RyanMember
- Location : North west UK
Wear a watch on it.
Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:46 pm
#24477- chris hansonMember
Alpha wrote:Bitch called you fat. Time to treadmill son.
Here's a test that will get all men curious. When you finish a roll of toilet paper, see if your sausage stick fits inside the cardboard roll.
If you can get in a coke bottle, you might not wanna be a streaker.
Flaccid or erect for the toilet paper test?
Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:05 pm
#24488- AlphaI like Pink
Da Fk is flaccid? Things been hard since 9 yrs old
Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:06 pm
#24489- chris hansonMember
Alpha wrote:Da Fk is flaccid? Things been hard since 9 yrs old
I see we have much in common.
The toilet paper roll was too small for my Godzillith to fit into.
Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:33 pm
#24492- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
hell yeah
there's also nothing better than those first few minutes of sex when you're breaking into her fertile crescent and she's looking at you going "wait, slow down, I've got to make this fit"
that noise they make that's on the border of torture and bliss
there's also nothing better than those first few minutes of sex when you're breaking into her fertile crescent and she's looking at you going "wait, slow down, I've got to make this fit"
that noise they make that's on the border of torture and bliss
Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:16 pm
#24504- AlphaI like Pink
I don't know these sounds.
I just go in with my right thumb cocked, 1st smart ass remark gets a dry ass probe followed by a hitler stach.
I just go in with my right thumb cocked, 1st smart ass remark gets a dry ass probe followed by a hitler stach.
Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:17 pm
#24506- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
that's alright, Syn doesn't know either
his first move
"oh hey Ms., does this smell like chloroform?
his first move
"oh hey Ms., does this smell like chloroform?
Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:37 pm
#24515- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Chisa wrote:that's alright, Syn doesn't know either
his first move
"oh hey Ms., does this smell like chloroform?
That is not true.
You are supposed to approach from behind and just knock em out. If you ask.. it gives it away.
Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:46 pm
#24519- AlphaI like Pink
The women who say like the old school charm, bust em up side the head with a club and drag em by the hair.
Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:05 pm
#24524Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:51 pm
#24533- goh13Member
Alpha wrote:The women who say like the old school charm, bust em up side the head with a club and drag em by the hair.
Use battery acid. They just can’t say no to that!
That was very dark. I will show myself out.
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