Meanwhile, at Natas' house...
Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:17 am
#32028- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
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tl;dr version: man broke into home, this is what he allegedly did
Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.
Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.
Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.
Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.
Masturbated in the living room.
Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.
Defecated on the floor in two places.
Drank the contents of the vacuum.
tl;dr version: man broke into home, this is what he allegedly did
Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.
Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.
Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.
Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.
Masturbated in the living room.
Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.
Defecated on the floor in two places.
Drank the contents of the vacuum.
Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:37 am
#32029- vNATASvMember
- Location : Jax, FL
LOL.. shocked that he's a carnie, they're usually such good and sensible people
Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:37 am
#32030- moosedawg06Member
- Location : Georgia
^ sarcasm noted.
Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:48 am
#32031- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
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Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:54 am
#32032- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
the man was able to masturbate and take TWO shits while/after getting shot at
stone cold motherf**ker
stone cold motherf**ker
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:02 pm
#32033- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
who can jack off that quick when there is someone with a gun trying to kill you. I mean a lil violent action in the sack is cool but gotdamn this dude can deliver under any situation lmfao
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:03 pm
#32034- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
gotta up our collective game, the bar has been set
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:06 pm
#32035- hiph0pan0tamusBUNKDRUNK
- Location : In my own little world
i don't even know where to jump from to clear this bar lol... any ideas?
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:16 pm
#32038- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
make a porno in the middle of a battlefield in an active war
Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:58 pm
#32048- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
"...Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face."
Credit to the HuffPo for printing this...
Credit to the HuffPo for printing this...
Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:58 pm
#32049- BamaGoodfellaMember
- Location : Alabama
I don't even know what to say after reading that article LOL.
"Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."
Yeah, I'm kinda curious about that too so I can stay the f'ck away from whatever he was on. I have a feeling I'd lose a lot of friends if I started showing up at their houses naked, taking multiple dumps on their floors, and then "whacking the mole" in their living rooms LMFAO!
"Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."
Yeah, I'm kinda curious about that too so I can stay the f'ck away from whatever he was on. I have a feeling I'd lose a lot of friends if I started showing up at their houses naked, taking multiple dumps on their floors, and then "whacking the mole" in their living rooms LMFAO!
Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:06 pm
#32050- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
BamaGoodfella wrote:I don't even know what to say after reading that article LOL.
"Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."
Yeah, I'm kinda curious about that too so I can stay the f'ck away from whatever he was on. I have a feeling I'd lose a lot of friends if I started showing up at their houses naked, taking multiple dumps on their floors, and then "whacking the mole" in their living rooms LMFAO!
....while being shot at
Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:24 pm
#32051- BamaGoodfellaMember
- Location : Alabama
Chisa wrote:
....while being shot at
Oh yeah, if I tried to shit &/or "whack the mole" in any of my friends houses I'd definitely get shot at LMAO! Seriously though, I wonder what the hell that guy was on. Maybe he was smoking a mixture of crack & meth that had been covered in PCP LMFAO!
Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:46 pm
#32052- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
Maybe we're assuming too much.
Coulda just had the game in the living room.
Coulda just had the game in the living room.
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