The man code
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Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:02 pm
#8954- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Alright people, we all know that the fraternal order of men has many unspoken and spoken rules, let's talk about them and see if we can move our gender forward.
(to our two female members, please take this as a total joke)
In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.
(to our two female members, please take this as a total joke)
In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:18 pm
#8957- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Dudes dont date other dudes exes. Unless they are extremely hot... and they are only in it for the sex. Then its okay.
Its not gay if you dont look eachother in the eye.
Its not gay if you dont look eachother in the eye.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:27 pm
#8960- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
The one urinal buffer shall not be broken unless there is a line at least 5 deep
Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:29 pm
#8963- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
When the call of "I'm going for the threesome" is made, any and all members in the party must drop everything to assist in accomplishing said task.
When one buffalo wing is left between any number of men, the wing goes to the one who fits the most number of scenarios listed here:
1. Who's least likely to get laid that night
2. Who offers the most money for it
3. Who farts first and ruins everyone's appetite
When one buffalo wing is left between any number of men, the wing goes to the one who fits the most number of scenarios listed here:
1. Who's least likely to get laid that night
2. Who offers the most money for it
3. Who farts first and ruins everyone's appetite
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:07 pm
#8964- VetteBrownie
- Location : Ohio
Chisa wrote:The one urinal buffer shall not be broken unless there is a line at least 5 deep
I freaking HATE when a stupid 9th grader decides to go in the urinal right next to me when there are 5 other open ones and nobody else in there. Idiot.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:09 pm
#8965- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Xx_VetteDude_xX wrote:Chisa wrote:The one urinal buffer shall not be broken unless there is a line at least 5 deep
I freaking HATE when a stupid 9th grader decides to go in the urinal right next to me when there are 5 other open ones and nobody else in there. Idiot.
they have to learn..simply unacceptable...a punch in the throat is warranted
another rule: You may carry as many bags otherwise, but you may not carry your significant others hand bag
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:20 pm
#8967- GuestGuest
never borrow money you can never pay back...nigga gettin fucked up round' hea
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:39 pm
#8970- GuestGuest
Don't tell the truth about what you feel.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:44 pm
#8972- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Its not cheating if your dog is the one licking the peanut butter.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:46 pm
#8973- AlphaI like Pink
You don't feel anything other than anger and hunger. Those are always acceptable to express.
Sleeping with a friends sister is grounds for an ass whipping, thats why you never tell him. Filming it is the worse idea ever, he will stumble across it....
Sleeping with a friends sister is grounds for an ass whipping, thats why you never tell him. Filming it is the worse idea ever, he will stumble across it....
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:48 pm
#8974- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:51 pm
#8975- AlphaI like Pink
If you're out of town trying for a one nighter, any name that could locate you on a social site is a fail. Names of high search results are pushed.
~ John Smith
~ John Smith
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:55 pm
#8976- AlphaI like Pink
You may go for mom after daughter, you may not go for daughter after mom. Shts disrespectful to the cougar who was willing.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:55 pm
#8977- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
LOL
so it is written
so it is written
Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:57 pm
#8978- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
"ladies first...pretty ladies sooner"
Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:43 pm
#8986- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Hooking up with the "outsider" of the womens group is acceptable..... ONLY if you are helping a friend get some. Otherwise, put it in reverse and get outta there.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:25 pm
#9003Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:27 pm
#9005- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
shadow, we're talking about "the man code"
you know, the s**t that keeps us cohesive as a gender
you know, the s**t that keeps us cohesive as a gender
Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:31 pm
#9007- KerzoR9
- Location : Scotland
3 tugs is a wank
Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:44 pm
#9019- AlphaI like Pink
If you see your friends junk, never smirk and wink. Either bust out laughing or ask to trade, thats your choices.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:53 pm
#9023Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:01 pm
#9025- AlphaI like Pink
When a friend bust out a Fuzzy Navel at a sporting party, you must call him as many homo names possible until he's holding beer or hard liquor.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:14 pm
#9033Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:08 pm
#9042- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
If you have company over and she is in the mood... have courtesy to "Take a shower". No one wants to hear you 1 room over.
Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:58 pm
#9049- AlphaI like Pink
Take a shower anyways if you havent done so since you've came from outside. Who would want to get a taste of all day work woman? Not this one.
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