Can we GoFund Natas for his bail money?
Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:20 am
#67242- AlphaI like Pink
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Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.
“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”
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Tito Watts said in his police statement:
I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…
Amanda Watts said in her police statement:
We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
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Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.
“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”
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Tito Watts said in his police statement:
I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…
Amanda Watts said in her police statement:
We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
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Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:24 am
#67243- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
what is it about Florida that makes people nuts?
Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:28 am
#67245- moosedawg06Member
- Location : Georgia
Apparently crack cocaine.
Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:09 pm
#67248- AlphaI like Pink
Sun dehydrates the brain. It's spring again
Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:41 pm
#67249- moosedawg06Member
- Location : Georgia
Cheese what's the temperature in Boston-land right now?
Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:51 pm
#67250- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
It was 65 yesterday and 50 today in OHIO. Ill take that.
So all ive had to do this whole time was sell tickets to heaven? Shit.. now I know how to make moneys.
So all ive had to do this whole time was sell tickets to heaven? Shit.. now I know how to make moneys.
Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:04 pm
#67251- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
It was 60 today, just a but of hope...back to 40 tomorrow
F**k this place
F**k this place
Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:09 am
#67262- vNATASvMember
- Location : Jax, FL
LMAO, I don't even pay attention to the local news, that shit's like every day around here. Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:06 pm
#67282- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Florida is on the forefront of ingesting crazy drugs yet again...Flakka
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"In recent weeks in Florida, this new drug has led to a man trying to break down the door to a police station, a man impaling himself while trying to scale a fence, and an armed and naked man shouting about hallucinations from a rooftop"
The health effects of taking flakka, which can be injected, snorted, smoked or swallowed, can be dire. “We’re starting to see a rash of cases of a syndrome referred to as excited delirium,” Jim Hall, an epidemiologist at the Center for Applied Research on Substance Use and Health Disparities at Nova Southeastern University, told CBS. “This is where the body goes into hyperthermia, generally a temperature of 105 degrees. The individual becomes psychotic, they often rip off their clothes and run out into the street violently and have an adrenaline-like strength and police are called and it takes four or five officers to restrain them. Then once they are restrained, if they don’t receive immediate medical attention they can die.”
LOL Florida
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"In recent weeks in Florida, this new drug has led to a man trying to break down the door to a police station, a man impaling himself while trying to scale a fence, and an armed and naked man shouting about hallucinations from a rooftop"
The health effects of taking flakka, which can be injected, snorted, smoked or swallowed, can be dire. “We’re starting to see a rash of cases of a syndrome referred to as excited delirium,” Jim Hall, an epidemiologist at the Center for Applied Research on Substance Use and Health Disparities at Nova Southeastern University, told CBS. “This is where the body goes into hyperthermia, generally a temperature of 105 degrees. The individual becomes psychotic, they often rip off their clothes and run out into the street violently and have an adrenaline-like strength and police are called and it takes four or five officers to restrain them. Then once they are restrained, if they don’t receive immediate medical attention they can die.”
LOL Florida
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