How to get called a Fkn Jerk
Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:20 pm
#59429- AlphaI like Pink
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Was working on project cutting tin with a Skilsaw. In shorts and flip flops. She comes out and gives the momma hen speech of be careful. Then says she's going to the track. I wait 5 min, grab some roast beef, squeeze a blood capsule from halloween, send pic with caption that says " I can drive myself, its not too deep"
lol
Profit
Phone rings immediately. I'm on my way back, OMG how bad is it. Said the dogs licking it, kinda tickles. She musta been in panic mode cause I had to explain twice it was meat and not my hand. Got hung up on.
Was working on project cutting tin with a Skilsaw. In shorts and flip flops. She comes out and gives the momma hen speech of be careful. Then says she's going to the track. I wait 5 min, grab some roast beef, squeeze a blood capsule from halloween, send pic with caption that says " I can drive myself, its not too deep"
lol
Profit
Phone rings immediately. I'm on my way back, OMG how bad is it. Said the dogs licking it, kinda tickles. She musta been in panic mode cause I had to explain twice it was meat and not my hand. Got hung up on.
Sat Apr 12, 2014 6:50 pm
#59430- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
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Was working on project cutting tin with a Skilsaw. In shorts and flip flops. She comes out and gives the momma hen speech of be careful. Then says she's going to the track. I wait 5 min, grab some roast beef, squeeze a blood capsule from halloween, send pic with caption that says " I can drive myself, its not too deep"
lol
Profit
Phone rings immediately. I'm on my way back, OMG how bad is it. Said the dogs licking it, kinda tickles. She musta been in panic mode cause I had to explain twice it was meat and not my hand. Got hung up on.
Epic
Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:29 pm
#59431- lilaclegendMember
- Location : not where i want to be
lmao that is great!!
Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:15 pm
#59432- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Lmao
Awesome
Awesome
Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:29 am
#59433- RickMember
Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:40 am
#59434- Mick281Member
- Location : TX
She was probably going 100 down the street.
Funny and messed up at the same time.
Funny and messed up at the same time.
Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:44 am
#59436- AlphaI like Pink
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No idea whats going on but I looked twice
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