LOL Crossfit again
Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:54 am
#59142- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
looks like I don't need BJJ anymore, Crossfit has decided to dominate the self defense market
LOL
LOL
Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:22 pm
#59148- KerzoR9
- Location : Scotland
Seriously chisa why waste your time with BJJ when you could, nay, you SHOULD be learning defence flinches and how to get out of bearhugs like 5"1 Aimee??
The kid of that policeman and the pregnant woman is gonna be a complete whopper.
The kid of that policeman and the pregnant woman is gonna be a complete whopper.
Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:46 pm
#59153- AlphaI like Pink
Flinch fighting lol
The Brazilians have a term for those people, they say that's for Romos.
and we all know Brazillian Rs are pronounced as H.
The Brazilians have a term for those people, they say that's for Romos.
and we all know Brazillian Rs are pronounced as H.
Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:50 pm
#59155- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
lmao
Brazilian Romo
Brazilian Romo
Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:07 pm
#59159- RickMember
Chisa wrote:looks like I don't need BJJ anymore, Crossfit has decided to dominate the self defense market
LOL
Could be they were trying to go for this or model it after the Navy SEAL SCARS system?
I will stick to Krav Maga and guns. Though I did see some moves they did that would seem to work.
EDIT: Now that I have watched the video a few times I can see similarities between the two systems. I think where the cross fit one fails or loses its appeal is that it seems to be geared toward just getting away from a conflict, hit and break where SCARS is meant to effectively eliminate a target in the most efficient and fastest way possible, OR translated BREAK SOME ****ing NECKS!
The cross fit system I think is meant to appeal to housewives for empowerment, the accounting exec who lacks confidence and others who just want a way to get away from a situation where talking your way out has failed or you were surprised, it was not designed for Delta Operators.
All in all now that I have had a chance to think about it I guess whatever gets them in the gym and moving. I just hope it does not end badly if they ever need to use it. I could see it lull them into a false sense of security as to their fighting skills and thinking that conflict resolution will only involve "push, a punch and I will sprint away" attitude. We no longer live in a world where you feint and slap and then get away from your assailant. They want something and they are going to take it and you need to kill them.
Where the cross fit people are losing me in all aspects of what they do is their (for lack of a better term) "Vegan attitude", where they think that what they are doing is so much better than anything else, what they know is so much better than what everyone else knows. The condescension and loathing that these people place on everything not cross fit is only matched by those hard core vegans who will go up to a stranger eating meat and yell at them telling them how worthless and disgusting they are.
Mon Nov 10, 2014 5:37 pm
#65012- AlphaI like Pink
So we band together to make fun of Crossfit, but the 2014 event was on last night and I couldn't stop watching the women. They are built and some look damn good lifting more than I can
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I keep looking for a few different women from last night but keep ending up on the same chic, Camille Leblanc or something
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I keep looking for a few different women from last night but keep ending up on the same chic, Camille Leblanc or something
Mon Nov 10, 2014 5:40 pm
#65013- KerzoR9
- Location : Scotland
LOL hot women lifting weights and stretching
Sun Feb 08, 2015 7:48 pm
#66461- AlphaI like Pink
Mon Feb 09, 2015 12:12 am
#66465- chris hansonMember
walk is such a retard lol
Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:14 am
#66466- AlphaI like Pink
I never read anything she posted that required scrolling down 3 times lol
Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:29 am
#66469- EnganaciousMember
- Location : Champaign Room
The whole self-defense thing is largely a racket.
Unless you're willing to dedicate large sums of your time to building the muscle memory needed to use these techniques in a high-stress situations. I would avoid it. Krav Maga is alot like most Jewish products, hyped up and largely fluff. You know what wins hand-to-hand fights in a combat zone? Cinder blocks, you can kill a man with one blow if you got the upper body strength.
Seriously, speed, surprise, and violence of action will win 99/100 tussles. Generally the best idea is to avoid them to begin with, but if you are going to get into a fight, don't think your flying tiger lily formation is going to handle 3 dudes set to beat your ass. That is unless training to win bar fights is your profession (aka Bas Rutten). If you wanna build some basics, that's useful; find an MMA gym, learn and practice the fundamentals. If you want to throw BJJ in there for submissions and what not, go nuts.
Do not however buy into this Kali/knife fighting bullshit that so many tacticool universities sell to jackass fudds. Real knife fighting is a lose/lose sort of tango. There are a dime a dozen crew of basically turds out there, pimping this karambit kali autism to MLG Ar purchasers. There's a few good ones, like -> [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Unless you're willing to dedicate large sums of your time to building the muscle memory needed to use these techniques in a high-stress situations. I would avoid it. Krav Maga is alot like most Jewish products, hyped up and largely fluff. You know what wins hand-to-hand fights in a combat zone? Cinder blocks, you can kill a man with one blow if you got the upper body strength.
Seriously, speed, surprise, and violence of action will win 99/100 tussles. Generally the best idea is to avoid them to begin with, but if you are going to get into a fight, don't think your flying tiger lily formation is going to handle 3 dudes set to beat your ass. That is unless training to win bar fights is your profession (aka Bas Rutten). If you wanna build some basics, that's useful; find an MMA gym, learn and practice the fundamentals. If you want to throw BJJ in there for submissions and what not, go nuts.
Do not however buy into this Kali/knife fighting bullshit that so many tacticool universities sell to jackass fudds. Real knife fighting is a lose/lose sort of tango. There are a dime a dozen crew of basically turds out there, pimping this karambit kali autism to MLG Ar purchasers. There's a few good ones, like -> [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
Wed Feb 18, 2015 12:25 am
#66608- BlindSquirrelMember
- Location : Left Coast
This.
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Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:58 am
#66610- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
lmao
no way they weren't doing this specifically to make fun of crossfit
well played
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no way they weren't doing this specifically to make fun of crossfit
well played
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Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:29 am
#66611Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:11 pm
#66622- BlindSquirrelMember
- Location : Left Coast
I lose it every time he picks up the plates lol
Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:16 pm
#67369- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:17 pm
#67370- AlphaI like Pink
my back
someone stop the insurance claim waiting to happen
someone stop the insurance claim waiting to happen
Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:21 pm
#67371- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
I was waiting for it to turn into a new version of the squatting video where he rips his quads (from last week)
Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:33 pm
#67372- AlphaI like Pink
I didn't see that one but the radio was playing the audio, POPPPPP like an elastic band ripping.
Yesterday Pettis post a pic saying new best of his brother benching 275. The pic is him holding the bar 2 inches off chest with spotter help. Come on man! post a vid of that shit to be legit
Yesterday Pettis post a pic saying new best of his brother benching 275. The pic is him holding the bar 2 inches off chest with spotter help. Come on man! post a vid of that shit to be legit
Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:08 pm
#67446Wed Feb 10, 2016 10:25 am
#69879- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
lol Crossfit
not even that much weight, and this chick is puking everywhere
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not even that much weight, and this chick is puking everywhere
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Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:35 pm
#69880- Mick281Member
- Location : TX
Lol at the judge getting out the way of the puke.
Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:43 am
#69881- AlphaI like Pink
It brews inside when you don't breathe.
I go to this local coffee shop and usually the drink is $4 or so. There's this blonde chic that works there and everytime she rings me up for $2.75. I asked if it's some discount and she says I see you in Crossfit and all the members get %whatever percent off. I said oh ok, see you next week.
lol, how long it takes her to realize it's another dude.
I go to this local coffee shop and usually the drink is $4 or so. There's this blonde chic that works there and everytime she rings me up for $2.75. I asked if it's some discount and she says I see you in Crossfit and all the members get %whatever percent off. I said oh ok, see you next week.
lol, how long it takes her to realize it's another dude.
Fri Feb 12, 2016 3:02 pm
#69882- Mick281Member
- Location : TX
Lol. Just admit it, you went over to the darkside.
BTW, I have puked after a workout before. Good thing it happened as soon as I got home.
BTW, I have puked after a workout before. Good thing it happened as soon as I got home.
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