Chisa's tough questions
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Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:49 am
#27094- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
In this thread, you're going to be presented with some strange questions that'll test your limits, so get ready to explain yourself.
Question 1: Intelligent beings from another planet take you as a research animal, but being somewhat benevolent, they present you with choice: Allow them to probe your ass in a way that'll make Lewis & Clark blush, while being completely awake, and you get a choice of "special" powers. Say no, and you get thrown off the ship, never to be visited again. They made no mention of lube. Your choice of super powers include:
a. fast healing
b. super strength
c. super speed
d. super intelligence
So which is it, tossed salad aliens and a better you, or a trip back to bed?
Question 1: Intelligent beings from another planet take you as a research animal, but being somewhat benevolent, they present you with choice: Allow them to probe your ass in a way that'll make Lewis & Clark blush, while being completely awake, and you get a choice of "special" powers. Say no, and you get thrown off the ship, never to be visited again. They made no mention of lube. Your choice of super powers include:
a. fast healing
b. super strength
c. super speed
d. super intelligence
So which is it, tossed salad aliens and a better you, or a trip back to bed?
Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:56 am
#27095Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:07 am
#27096- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
they're not trading cards, you get one visit/one power
lol
lol
Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:14 am
#27098Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:51 am
#27101- AlphaI like Pink
Gimme the healing, Be some bank robbing goings ons.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:35 pm
#27109- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Ill go back to sleep.
Everyone dies... its a matter of when. A power during our lifetime could help.. but wont stop us from dieing.
Does the healing power stop you from aging?
Everyone dies... its a matter of when. A power during our lifetime could help.. but wont stop us from dieing.
Does the healing power stop you from aging?
Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:42 pm
#27110- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
good question
I would limit the healing power to illness/injury, while not affecting the natural length of human life...you'll be an 85 year old corpse that looks 25
I would limit the healing power to illness/injury, while not affecting the natural length of human life...you'll be an 85 year old corpse that looks 25
Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:54 pm
#27113- o_homescrub_oMember
- Location : Wash DC
I will pass.
On the other hand, if they could give me the power to turn back time, then I might concider it.
You didn't add that power in there, so **** you.
On the other hand, if they could give me the power to turn back time, then I might concider it.
You didn't add that power in there, so **** you.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:42 pm
#27119- RyanMember
- Location : North west UK
I'll take the ass pounding for super strength. I'm sure dudes have been raped as bad and all they got out of it was a hot shower and years worth of tears.
Hopefully that super strength can be put to some good use, hopefully get some strength back to my anal passage.
Hopefully that super strength can be put to some good use, hopefully get some strength back to my anal passage.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:45 pm
#27131Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:00 pm
#27133- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
The girl of your dreams is waiting for you in the next room, ready to rock your world like it's never been rocked before, and the experience is guaranteed to NEVER be topped. Everyone has the one time where it's beyond description..
this is that time
in order to access this piece of guaranteed sexual history, you have to lick this guys balls/taint/asshole for 2 minutes
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do you do it?
remember, the girl of your dreams, and she's willing, almost begging
this is that time
in order to access this piece of guaranteed sexual history, you have to lick this guys balls/taint/asshole for 2 minutes
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do you do it?
remember, the girl of your dreams, and she's willing, almost begging
Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:04 pm
#27135- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
Yes.
Its already done.
Its already done.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:09 pm
#27139- RyanMember
- Location : North west UK
Yup, no questions.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:09 pm
#27140- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
what if we made the condition a full blown rusty trombone?
Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:18 pm
#27143- AlphaI like Pink
That guy has urine on his balls, and just got off a 450lb syphilis bitch with rib sauce and he fk'd a poodle.
PASS.
Guarantee you that girls butt stinks and she can be replaced.
PASS.
Guarantee you that girls butt stinks and she can be replaced.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm
#27145- RyanMember
- Location : North west UK
You can't change the parameters after you set them!
Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:28 pm
#27148- KerzoR9
- Location : Scotland
alien one yeah il take super intelligence.
2nd one nope, **** right off.
2nd one nope, **** right off.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:31 pm
#27149- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Booster wrote:You can't change the parameters after you set them!
your first answer counts for the question, consider the change like a Question 2a.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:59 pm
#27156- moosedawg06Member
- Location : Georgia
No... No way am I licking anything on that dude. As Alpha pointed out, he faked a fatty and a dog.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:07 pm
#27160- AlphaI like Pink
The best I've had... I'd trade in for not getting it if it meant choking on that taint stank.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:09 pm
#27161- goh13Member
1- Get super fast healing and become the most powerful Jihadist of all time. Think of the fear the enemy feels when they see you......
2- Nope! It is most likely not worth it.
2- Nope! It is most likely not worth it.
Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:58 pm
#27171- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
You haven't had sex, you have no idea of the Potential
Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:05 pm
#27173- AlphaI like Pink
- Spoiler:
- don't offer Maggie
Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:07 pm
#27174- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Lol. She could be terrible in bed
Doubt it
Doubt it
Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:07 pm
#27178- moosedawg06Member
- Location : Georgia
Chisa wrote:Lol. She could be terrible in bed
Doubt it
Don't be surprised if Alpha deletes you off friends list.
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