Am I wrong?
Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:42 am
#19643Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:35 am
#19645- goh13Member
Pfft, birthdays.
One year closer to death on another useless day of the year. I do not give no ****s about those.
One year closer to death on another useless day of the year. I do not give no ****s about those.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:53 am
#19647- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
I miss birthday's even with notifications coming up.
I personally dont' care about my own, so it's virtually impossible to care more about the birth-date of someone else. It's a day. The older we get, the further we are from it. Seriously, people need to get over themselves.
Yay, you were born. We should be congratulating your Mom for stretching the fck out of her vagina, and your Dad for having to live with that hooped out thing afterward.
Those are the real heroes.
I personally dont' care about my own, so it's virtually impossible to care more about the birth-date of someone else. It's a day. The older we get, the further we are from it. Seriously, people need to get over themselves.
Yay, you were born. We should be congratulating your Mom for stretching the fck out of her vagina, and your Dad for having to live with that hooped out thing afterward.
Those are the real heroes.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:24 am
#19649Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:49 am
#19654- AlphaI like Pink
Tell Jesus Happy Birthday on Christmas.
usually the only way I tell em is if I knew em before FB and don't need a reminder to know the day. Or if she's hot
usually the only way I tell em is if I knew em before FB and don't need a reminder to know the day. Or if she's hot
Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:24 am
#19656- moosedawg06Member
- Location : Georgia
Ik0n wrote:People need to get over themselves? It's 1 day a year to celebrate someones life. I don't know if it's just because I'm so family oriented but these replies seem a bit harsh.
I don't really care about my birthday but I love to do things for my family on theirs.
Agreed. Love spending time with my family to celebrate these occasions.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:26 am
#19657- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
as I get older, I care about birthdays less and less
but, it's an excuse to take people out and get them shitfaced
but, it's an excuse to take people out and get them shitfaced
Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:50 am
#19659- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
If you missed the cynical humor in my post, here I am pointing it out.....
Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:21 am
#19660Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:04 am
#19663- moosedawg06Member
- Location : Georgia
In case you missed it, I'm a douchebag....from Georgia.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:16 am
#19664- AlphaI like Pink
I text my dad and told him sorry for stretching moms vag.
Mom just text asking if I was on drugs.
Mom just text asking if I was on drugs.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:23 am
#19666- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
At least she didn't threaten to put you back in.
That would be gross.
That would be gross.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:24 am
#19667- AlphaI like Pink
It got awkward cause we all know water head babies require C-sections. Cats out the bag.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:25 am
#19668- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
Ik0n wrote:lol kind of figured but sometimes it's hard to tell on the interwebz
I'm only an ass on the internet.
Unless it's to Moose. He's a doosh in real life. It's a Georgia thing.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:33 pm
#19691- VetteBrownie
- Location : Ohio
moosedawg06 wrote:In case you missed it, I'm a douchebag....from Georgia.
If this was a composition, my teacher would take off a point for the redundant word Georgia after you already said douchebag.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:40 pm
#19694- moosedawg06Member
- Location : Georgia
Vette wrote:moosedawg06 wrote:In case you missed it, I'm a douchebag....from Georgia.
If this was a composition, my teacher would take off a point for the redundant word Georgia after you already said douchebag.
I don't know what a composition is.... Or a teacher.... Or the meaning of redundant. Remember, I'm from Georgia.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:48 pm
#19697- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
A composition is a composition.
See the above for redundant.
See the above for redundant.
See the above for redundant.
See the above for redundant.
Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:59 pm
#19703- AlphaI like Pink
The two of us will both be singing a duet together.
Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:11 pm
#19749Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:20 pm
#19761- yogamanMember
- Location : Wales, UK
Birthdays?....meh.
I've had so many, the novelty's worn off (f*ck, when I was born, JFK was still alive)
I've had so many, the novelty's worn off (f*ck, when I was born, JFK was still alive)
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