Stupid quotes from randoms
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Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:32 am
#15349- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Don't know if we started this here, but it's on now. Give us the dumbest shit you hear.
Team loses DZ by almost 6500 points
"yeah, but I went positive"
(10-7)
Team loses DZ by almost 6500 points
"yeah, but I went positive"
(10-7)
Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:51 am
#15350- AlphaI like Pink
You just lost 7 games, why don't you leave?
~ I don't have anything better to do.
~ I don't have anything better to do.
Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:13 am
#15357- Triple_0_OughtMember
As terribly boring as I find MW3 these days, sometimes I wish my PS3 was still working, then I'd trade in my Xbox version for the PS3 version and join y'all for some noob ownage and harassment
Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:21 pm
#15363- KerzoR9
- Location : Scotland
"man, this game is great."
Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:30 pm
#15364- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
dumb enemy after getting beaten, badly: "you should get a life, I bet you never get laid"
me: "you have more playing time than I do"
DEAGBB: "try hard"
me: "so anyone who beats you is a try hard?"
me: "you have more playing time than I do"
DEAGBB: "try hard"
me: "so anyone who beats you is a try hard?"
Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:03 pm
#15788- EnganaciousMember
- Location : Champaign Room
We picked this random up, and in the very next game he begins to just baby monitor camp.
So I sit on him on the corner of the patio on the red building on Seatown. I begin shooting my unsilenced weapons slowly.
Me: Hey buddy, why don't you play the objective alittle bit?
Him: (don't know, wasn't paying attention)
Me: I see you over here with your baby monitor and all that goodness, going 4-3 and not doing anything. How about you get in the game buddy?
Him: You're not going to kill me.
Me: I know, I'm just giving away your position.
By now, 2 other people on our team are jumping around and shooting the guy.
Him: I'm defending the flag, get off me.
Me: Defending the flag? They've picked it up four times, captured it twice and you haven't moved to do shit.
Him: I'm just defending the flag leave me alone.
Now, we are in a lobby, we're technically behind because everyone has joined me pretty much on the patio to make fun of this fucker. So I backed out of the lobby, causing everyone a loss (oh well), and kicked him. We go back into CTF and he joins us.
Him: Hey, Danger World Wide
Me: Yes?
Him: Why you mad bro?
Me: I'm not mad, I just don't play with baby monitor camp fags.
His team literally does nothing but camp the next game. 4 of them (this is on Mission) start off with Assassin/Marksman Sniper classes.
But by the end of the game, he's already backed out. Their team lost, HORRIBLY, as we capped a flag, then camped them out. I was using cheapo Hardline Assault (Pred, Helo, Reaper) and we were spamming Assault streaks all around.
So then he sends me a message to the effect that I'm a bitch.
So I respond telling him, he shouldn't get his jimmies russled.
Haven't heard back from him.
So I sit on him on the corner of the patio on the red building on Seatown. I begin shooting my unsilenced weapons slowly.
Me: Hey buddy, why don't you play the objective alittle bit?
Him: (don't know, wasn't paying attention)
Me: I see you over here with your baby monitor and all that goodness, going 4-3 and not doing anything. How about you get in the game buddy?
Him: You're not going to kill me.
Me: I know, I'm just giving away your position.
By now, 2 other people on our team are jumping around and shooting the guy.
Him: I'm defending the flag, get off me.
Me: Defending the flag? They've picked it up four times, captured it twice and you haven't moved to do shit.
Him: I'm just defending the flag leave me alone.
Now, we are in a lobby, we're technically behind because everyone has joined me pretty much on the patio to make fun of this fucker. So I backed out of the lobby, causing everyone a loss (oh well), and kicked him. We go back into CTF and he joins us.
Him: Hey, Danger World Wide
Me: Yes?
Him: Why you mad bro?
Me: I'm not mad, I just don't play with baby monitor camp fags.
His team literally does nothing but camp the next game. 4 of them (this is on Mission) start off with Assassin/Marksman Sniper classes.
But by the end of the game, he's already backed out. Their team lost, HORRIBLY, as we capped a flag, then camped them out. I was using cheapo Hardline Assault (Pred, Helo, Reaper) and we were spamming Assault streaks all around.
So then he sends me a message to the effect that I'm a bitch.
So I respond telling him, he shouldn't get his jimmies russled.
Haven't heard back from him.
Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:48 pm
#15790- moosedawg06Member
- Location : Georgia
Had one earlier while I was playing Solo on DZ. I finished on top of the scoreboard with 5050 points, went 37-10, and we lost by like 2500 points. Naturally, when Im playing solo, I have myself muted. Some fcktard who went 6-10 and was on my team chimes in afterwards:
Him: Maaaaan (obvious nig), why you kept runnin into me Moosedawg? Yo ass kept gettin me killed.
Me: silence, since I dont want to encourage the retard to keep talking.
Him: I see, dont wanna talk. Pussy Bitch!
Me: (finally bites) Yes, pussy bitch. The one who went 37-10 and the one who outscored the entire team by more than 3500 points.
Him: You mad cause you lost bro? HAHAHA! Bro is mad cause he lost.
Me: No, Im just mad that I have moronic teammates who cant figure out the Red Smoke isnt Mustard Gas. Why the hell would I be mad when Ive clearly shown who the better player is?
Him: (typical nig style, repeats himself over 50 times saying the same exact thing) You mad.
Me: If you stay in here and make it through the next game, Ill admit Im a pussy.
Next game: USAS with EMAGS and Damage. Halfway through the match hes 3-14, and what do you know, disconnects.
Him: Maaaaan (obvious nig), why you kept runnin into me Moosedawg? Yo ass kept gettin me killed.
Me: silence, since I dont want to encourage the retard to keep talking.
Him: I see, dont wanna talk. Pussy Bitch!
Me: (finally bites) Yes, pussy bitch. The one who went 37-10 and the one who outscored the entire team by more than 3500 points.
Him: You mad cause you lost bro? HAHAHA! Bro is mad cause he lost.
Me: No, Im just mad that I have moronic teammates who cant figure out the Red Smoke isnt Mustard Gas. Why the hell would I be mad when Ive clearly shown who the better player is?
Him: (typical nig style, repeats himself over 50 times saying the same exact thing) You mad.
Me: If you stay in here and make it through the next game, Ill admit Im a pussy.
Next game: USAS with EMAGS and Damage. Halfway through the match hes 3-14, and what do you know, disconnects.
Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:47 am
#16253- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
Last night:
random: "I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW"
me: "go ahead, tell me"
random: "I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW"
me:" go ahead, tell me"
he never told me
random: "I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW"
me: "go ahead, tell me"
random: "I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW"
me:" go ahead, tell me"
he never told me
Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:17 am
#16276- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
Is that the one I said was retarded and his slow and stammering response of...."hey....uh, I'm.....uhh, I'm not retar.......I'm not retardedddddd..."?
The best was from JMONEY JMONEY:
J$J$: I'm a drug dealer btch. I got more money than you
K$: Yeah, you a rich pusher?
J$J$: Hells yeah, man I got lots a cash...
K$: Wow, superstar, you cna have as much money as you want on the internet.
J$J$: Btch, I'll take pictures of it for you....
Probably thinks $2000 in fives is a "lot of money".
ROFLMFAO
The best was from JMONEY JMONEY:
J$J$: I'm a drug dealer btch. I got more money than you
K$: Yeah, you a rich pusher?
J$J$: Hells yeah, man I got lots a cash...
K$: Wow, superstar, you cna have as much money as you want on the internet.
J$J$: Btch, I'll take pictures of it for you....
Probably thinks $2000 in fives is a "lot of money".
ROFLMFAO
Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:20 am
#16278- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
I'm talking about JMoney also
that guy was classic
that guy was classic
Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:21 pm
#16296- AlphaI like Pink
Was on his team. He didn't get the part where you guys were talking to me.
I asked if yall were good.
He said Yea, they aite.
He was mumbling all game and about 4 minutes in he just hollered.. These fn shotguns! Damn they're good with em. This Na-tus, Nut-as dude is kicking my ass.
When yall backed out to pick me up, after you left he said.. they gone play with dey blow up dolls. and laughed at himself.
I asked if yall were good.
He said Yea, they aite.
He was mumbling all game and about 4 minutes in he just hollered.. These fn shotguns! Damn they're good with em. This Na-tus, Nut-as dude is kicking my ass.
When yall backed out to pick me up, after you left he said.. they gone play with dey blow up dolls. and laughed at himself.
Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:55 pm
#16309Chisa wrote:Last night:
random: "I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW"
me: "go ahead, tell me"
random: "I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW"
me:" go ahead, tell me"
he never told me
I do that to yall,
ME: Hey Moose
Hey Moose
Hey Moose
Hey Moose
Hey Moose
Hey Moose
Hey Moose
Everyone: WHAT!?
Me: Hi!
lol
Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:43 pm
#16336- AlphaI like Pink
Clan of snipers.
You play DZ because you can't win anywheres else.
You play DZ because you can't win anywheres else.
Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:02 pm
#16348- Kaz--MoneyMember
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
Yeah...."you guys all come to DZ to play because you can't win in Dom".
Oh yeah, well if this is easy mode, then what the fck are you all doing here then....other than losing.
Oh yeah, well if this is easy mode, then what the fck are you all doing here then....other than losing.
Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:13 pm
#18549- AlphaI like Pink
Last_Resort - douche cry baby, not good.
After an ass beating.
" Stop using shotguns! There are other weapons in the game"
Chisa goes 23? and 2 with P90
L_R being dead serious
"Use something else, ACR, Type 95, Silenced MP7, AK47, P90.... on and on"
You just got your ass beat by a P90
"A PP90, the most OP gun in game! So what"
A P90, you just said to use it.
"Oh the fastest shooting SMG with larges clip, you're a scrub"
"Look at my stats, I'm the best in here"
KD-1.83 - not best
W/L- 1.21 - not best
Accuracy- 21% - not best
Score - 1300 average - not best
We all switch up.
Pistols, snipers, ARs, SMGs
Continues to holler, hardscoper, camper, fn shotguns, cry , cry, cry
Next game ends. Silence.
No more talking.
Last_Resort left lobby.
After an ass beating.
" Stop using shotguns! There are other weapons in the game"
Chisa goes 23? and 2 with P90
L_R being dead serious
"Use something else, ACR, Type 95, Silenced MP7, AK47, P90.... on and on"
You just got your ass beat by a P90
"A PP90, the most OP gun in game! So what"
A P90, you just said to use it.
"Oh the fastest shooting SMG with larges clip, you're a scrub"
"Look at my stats, I'm the best in here"
KD-1.83 - not best
W/L- 1.21 - not best
Accuracy- 21% - not best
Score - 1300 average - not best
We all switch up.
Pistols, snipers, ARs, SMGs
Continues to holler, hardscoper, camper, fn shotguns, cry , cry, cry
Next game ends. Silence.
No more talking.
Last_Resort left lobby.
Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:10 pm
#18558Sun Sep 09, 2012 1:41 am
#18586Alpha wrote:Last_Resort - douche cry baby, not good.
After an ass beating.
" Stop using shotguns! There are other weapons in the game"
Chisa goes 23? and 2 with P90
L_R being dead serious
"Use something else, ACR, Type 95, Silenced MP7, AK47, P90.... on and on"
You just got your ass beat by a P90
"A PP90, the most OP gun in game! So what"
A P90, you just said to use it.
"Oh the fastest shooting SMG with larges clip, you're a scrub"
"Look at my stats, I'm the best in here"
KD-1.83 - not best
W/L- 1.21 - not best
Accuracy- 21% - not best
Score - 1300 average - not best
We all switch up.
Pistols, snipers, ARs, SMGs
Continues to holler, hardscoper, camper, fn shotguns, cry , cry, cry
Next game ends. Silence.
No more talking.
Last_Resort left lobby.
He was ok, not really anything to brag about in a lobby with rushers.
Like that other clan who won by a whisker and we proceeded to kick their ass on terminal.
Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:22 pm
#18647- bpy2k111Member
People always want to get mad at dtupif syufg like if yu kill them
Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:13 am
#18660- AlphaI like Pink
Is your keyboard upside down?
Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:00 am
#19442- AlphaI like Pink
Oh look another Blind Eye/Assassin Pussy, during GWK.
~Why does not him not wanting to be seen make him a pussy?
If you agree with his question and don't see the obliviousness in it, please send the admin a private message asking to block your IP.
~Why does not him not wanting to be seen make him a pussy?
If you agree with his question and don't see the obliviousness in it, please send the admin a private message asking to block your IP.
Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:17 pm
#19459Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:45 pm
#19475- EnganaciousMember
- Location : Champaign Room
"THIS GUY'S A TRY-HARD"
^ Dude who was up until I started slapping his shit in FFA, talking about how he reset himself from Prestige 20. And has Assassin on all but 4 of his classes (he has a quickscope class) and runs nothing but Portable Radar.
Of course, he quit and it migrated host, to me, then everyone just started quitting and whining about me talking shit as to how bad they all are.
^ Dude who was up until I started slapping his shit in FFA, talking about how he reset himself from Prestige 20. And has Assassin on all but 4 of his classes (he has a quickscope class) and runs nothing but Portable Radar.
Of course, he quit and it migrated host, to me, then everyone just started quitting and whining about me talking shit as to how bad they all are.
Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:01 pm
#19477- AlphaI like Pink
lol. Once labeled a try hard, you can't get away from it
Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:15 pm
#19481- BamaGoodfellaMember
- Location : Alabama
Alpha wrote:lol. Once labeled a try hard, you can't get away from it
Be quiet you try-hard LOL!
Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:16 pm
#19489- SyndromeAdmin
- Location : Ohio, USA
"That it-sign-fected guy is a hacker".
Happens 1-2 every night.
Happens 1-2 every night.
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